2010年4月29日

[好冷] Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we' d both still be alive.





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然後,Wanda讓我想到[異想奇謀:B咖的拯救世界大作戰(Micmacs)]裡面的軟骨功女主角。

(但劇情跟抓猴完全無關唷。)





會讓人如痴如狂開心大笑的超可愛法國片,
超越Ocean11~13的24K金等級黃金組合、
遠勝艾蜜莉的想像力與幽默感。
各種廢物利用的情節,足以讓該片晉升為每年"世界地球日"必看之環保樂活電影。

金馬奇幻影展之劇情介紹

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