[絕世] My Funny Valentine

一個鼻子點觸到另一個鼻子，

一片唇疊印上另一片唇，

一排笑開的齒迎接一雙清澈的眼，

張開的雙臂網住聳挺的雙肩，

在口袋預暖的雙手捧著被酒窩鑽深的雙頰...

在距離喜歡的人五公分的面前，

你曾因為自己再熟悉不過的缺陷而收回跨出的腳步、前傾的腰桿?

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?　

My funny valentine　

Sweet, comic valentine　

You make me smile with my heart　

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable　

yet you're my favourite work of art　

小眼睛是專注的視線，

雀斑是陽光留下的吻痕，

魚尾紋是微笑的漣漪，

微凸小肚是柔軟的枕頭，

強壯小腿是努力追愛的鍛鍊；

這樣的說法李白一定懂。

Don't change a hair for me,　

Not if you care for me.
　
My funny valentine,

you're my favourite work of art.

My funny valentine　

Sweet, comic valentine　

You make me smile with my heart　

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable　

yet you're my favourite work of art　

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?　

When you open it to speak,　

are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me　

Not if you care for me　

Stay little valentine　

Stay

Each day is valentine's day